Britney Spears had another big weekend out on the town in Los Angeles wearing God knows what. Last night she and sister Jamie-Lynn attended the Lakers game and left before half-time right after Brit appeared on the big screen. Reportedly the crowd began shouting Boo! when her face was shown. Ouch. 
Justin Timberlake hosted 'Saturday Night Live' over the weekend and this video is already on the top of the Most Viewed Chart. 'SNL' cast member Andy Samburg helps JT with the holiday message which is sure to be a classic. Enjoy.
Paris Hilton and her wonky eye went out to lunch in New York last week with Brandon Davis and the NY Post claimed she followed it up with some cocaine. Clearly there is something white in her nose and her tortured publicist, Eliot Mintz, responded with, "I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics. I would imagine [it's] something like whipped cream or a sugary substance from dessert. Something that naturally might have found it's way to onto her face if she touched her nose or whatever. I'd label it a stray dessert." Wow, that is creative. This guy definitely deserves a raise. Not that anyone believes him, but he does get an A for effort. Paris should take a cue from arch-enemy Lindsay Lohan and cut her coke with Strawberry Quik so the pink powder blends in with the inside of her nose. OR....and we're reaching here, Paris could think about giving drugs up altogether. Perhaps use her time and money for the benefit of others. It's called charity and it's all the rage amongst New York's social set. Ideally she would just go far, far away from here, but that seems to be a near impossibility. We can dream.
Last week Rosie O'Donnell inadvertently started another feud with her comments on 'The View.' Forget Kelly Ripa, this time she offended millions of people after she made the above statement regarding Danny DeVito's drunken appearance on the show. Rosie was labeled a racist by many and made this on-air apology following the incident, "This apparently was very offensive to a lot of Asian people. So I asked Judy, who's Asian and works here in our hair and makeup department. I said, 'Was it offensive to you?' And she said, 'Well, kinda. When I was a kid people did tease me by saying ching-chong.' So apparently 'ching-chong,' unbeknownst to me, is a very offensive way to make fun, quote-unquote, or mock, Asian accents. Some people have told me it's as bad as the n-word. I was like, really? I didn't know that." O'Donnell said that her joke was "never intended to hurt anyone, and I'm sorry for those people who felt hurt or were teased on the playground," but added that in the future, "there's a good chance that I'll do something like that again ... Not on purpose."
Britney's brunette look lasted all of two days and now she's back to whatever this color is called. Not to be the master of the obvious or anything, but getting ratty extensions that make your natural hair fall out seems pretty stupid, not to mention horrendous looking. The dye and bleach probably aren't helping matters either. As for the attire, we give up. The hope is gone.
Forgive us for what will be a sporadic week of posts as we study for a very big and very important final exam. There may be days that we might not be able to blog at all, and we apologize in advance. We will however, be back in business next Monday. Brit Brit unveiled her latest look over the weekend which we must say is much better than what we've been seeing. She's still not where she could be, but thank God she's not where she was. Also unveiled was her new boyfriend, Jonathan J.R. Rotem, with whom she went out with on Saturday night and ended up back at his apartment at 3 in the morning. The two took in a movie on Sunday as well as lunch. Here they are sharing a cigarette and a kiss. Uh-oh, kisses tend to lead to other things that lead to idiot husbands but we're getting ahead of ourselves here.
According to J.R., he is a multi-platinum producer and has worked with Britney, Paris Hilton, 50 Cent, The Game, and is collaborating with Brit Brit on her new album...IF she ever gets around to putting one out. The way her career has been going, she'll get pregnant again by whomever, maybe this dude, maybe Brandon Davis and then ugh. And what's with that cheesy keyboard necklace? And the dippity-do'd hair and the come hither, do I look sexy bedroom eyes? Okay we'll stop now. But seriously the row of diamond tennis bracelets are more gay than street. Just so you know.
Nicole Richie was arrested this morning at 4:45 for DUI. She told the arresting officers that she was under the influence of vicodin and marijuana. The police found her parked in the car pool lane of the 134 Freeway in Burbank, alone in her car talking on her cell after drivers on the freeway called 911 to report a car going the wrong way. This past weekend marks the first anniversary of her engagement break-up so perhaps she was distressed. Or maybe celebrating? Whatever the situation, Lionel Richie had to pay $15,000 to bail her out. She thanked him by screaming, "This is all your fault, Daddy! If you had never adopted me and then gotten a divorce, I wouldn't have done heroin and become an ungrateful psycho brat." Mr. Richie promptly apologized and bought her a small country in South America to make up for his mistake.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having another wedding spectacular tomorrow in Los Angeles for their friends that were not invited or couldn't make it to Italy. Oprah's rep has confirmed that she was not invited to this party either. Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters were invited, although they will not attend because they have prior engagements. The absence of fellow Scientard John Travolta at the Rome wedding (his wife Kelly Preston attended solo) had many saying that he was boycotting because Oprah is his BFF. Good for him. As for starting a public feud with Oprah Winfrey....good luck with that.
Lindsay Lohan is officially insane at this point. Following a GQ party where she saw Al Gore, she sent an email to her friends and lawyers which of course Page Six got ahold of. While the email is rambling and incoherent, choice parts include, "Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me, If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK." In response to reports that she has overdosed on drugs: "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character." Lohan went on about the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press." Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see." Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me...It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be." Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change." Yes, a change sounds like a great idea, pumpkin. Start with rehab. A rep for Al Gore said, "I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests." Most likely Lohan will not be among those guests at next year's event.
Perhaps the reports are true and Brit Brit's mother gave her a stern talking to regarding her antics of late. Britney posted this message on her website and we can only hope that the "new me" includes a new wardrobe. Somebody really needs to do something about this.
If you're an Entourage fan then you already know about "One two three four, get your booty on the dancefloor, Work it out, shake it little mama." A former hooker and heroin addict, Mickey Avalon recently said in an interview that "I kick it all the time," referring to heroin and added, "Nowadays I try my best not to indulge....But now they got it in pill form, OxyContin, Vicodin." Dear Lord, let's hope Lohan doesn't get her hands on him.
We're venturing a guess that Lindsay saw the styles in her latest film Bobby and thought they were really groovy, man and ended up with this look. At this point, as long as we can't see her bits we'll accept anything. So we're mentioning the Enquirer twice in one day as Lohan's close friend has dropped the dime on her drug habit. We're not sure what dropped the dime means but it sounds all drug related and scandalous so we'll run with it. The Enquirer was sued many times by celebrities in the days of yore so the publication now only prints lawyer approved stories that can be proven in court. In other words, they need proof to run a piece. Often times they approach the celebrity to play ball or vice-versa and deals are agreed to in which the celebs give the tabloid exclusive stories in exchange for not printing their dirty laundry. That is why Mary-Kate Olsen went into rehab for anorexia, NOT cocaine addiction, Joey from Friends went to a strip club, and did NOT get it on with a male hustler, and so on. Perhaps Lohan should have given her lawyers, if she has any, a ring to negotiate because her friend passed a polygraph and the story is not pretty. Her friend explained, "I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka! I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life. It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out. And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying." Now we were going to reserve this award for Pete Doherty but being that Lindsay ran such a good campaign in 2006, we're gonna go with her. Congratulations Lindsay Morgan Lohan, you're our Junkie Of The Year. 
The notoriously reclusive Eddie Murphy is back on the Hollywood scene in a big way. It all began with his appearance on Oprah to promote the film Dreamgirls for which he will most likely be nominated for an Oscar. Ever since he picked up the transvestite call girl in the 80's he has been adamant about staying out of the National Enquirer, but following his recent divorce Eddie seems to be everywhere. At the New York premiere of Dreamgirls his girlfriend of a month and a half, Tracey Edmonds, joined him on the red carpet and he confirmed to the press line that they are indeed a couple. Meanwhile his ex-girlfriend, Mel B. aka "Scary Spice" is telling reporters that she is carrying Eddie's baby. When asked about the baby Eddie said, "Now you're being presumptuous because we're not together anymore, and I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir." Now in the past 20 years a lot has changed and Mr. Murphy might want to get up to speed. Now there are countless versions of the Enquirer and every Star, OK!, Life & Style, etc. will feature this baby daddy drama. Medical advances have been made since the 80's as well and doctors can determine paternity before "it comes out." We won't even get into the online magazines and bloggers, but we hope for Mr. Murphy's sake that his five children are not on the internet. Progress is neat, huh? 
Oooooh, a daily double. There was a time when the blind items that Page Six ran were difficult to guess, hence the term blind. These days? Not so much. 'WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . . WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . . WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.' In case you've been on vacation, the answers are Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears & Paris Hilton. Join us tomorrow when we try to guess which Scientologist is passing off another man's daughter as his own. Your hint is: the baby's name rhymes with "worry."
Poor Jessica Simpson totally dropped the ball over the weekend during a performance at The Kennedy Center Honors. For our readers overseas, these are like super prestigious awards in Washingon, D.C. at The Kennedy Center and the President and First Lady attend as well as foreign dignitaries and Hollywood peeps. If there is one place to be prepared and on point, this would be it. During a performance of "9 to 5" in homage to Dolly Parton, one of this year's honorees, Jessica appeared to forget the words, mumbled "so nervous" and walked off the stage. At least she didn't do an Irish jig like her little sis Ashlee did when she messed up on Saturday Night Live, but it was still a big no-no for a seasoned performer like Miss Simpson. When the performers returned to the stage to take their bows, Jessica was in tears. Papa Joe has not released a statement regarding the flub. In related news, Nick just bought into a minor league baseball team in Seattle as one-third owner. We love Nick.
Brit Brit turned the big 25 on Saturday and celebrated with a day at the zoo with little Sean Preston and an all-nighter at the clubs in LA. She began her birthday weekend hanging out with yucky Brandon Davis and Page Six reported today that the two of them are so close that they even spend time in the bathroom together. We wonder what they're doing in there.
In response to the Page Six story, Leslie Sloane no more Zelnick, released two statements to the press. We say...too little too late. First off, the response to Lohan's crazy rant in response to Robert Altman's passing last week. The rant in its entirety: 'I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle. I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches. If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors. I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career. I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years. The point is, he made a difference. He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do. So every day when you wake up. Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments. The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious. Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful. Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have. When we shouldn't..... ' Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come. If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away. God Bless, peace and love always. Thank You, "BE ADEQUITE" Lindsay Lohan' So spelling errors aside, that was just a big coked out ramble and no sane publicist would have released that to the press. Way to go Leslie. Of course the media ate it up calling it an exploitation of Altman's death for Lohan's own publicity purposes. Even her mom Dina jumped on the wagon saying that Lindsay couldn't make it home to Long Island for Thanksgiving because of the funeral. Um, Lindsay was out at the clubs every night over Thanksgiving, just so you know. So Friday, her rep came out and said that Lindsay wrote the letter "on the fly" on her Blackberry. Hello? You must be frickin' kidding. You claim that she loved him like a grandfather and then she wrote her response to his death on the frickin' fly? Bad PR rep. Bad, bad, bad. THEN....Leslie Sloane no longer Zelnick lost her own shit and said, "I want everyone to leave her the hell alone. I'm so bored of this with her. No matter what she does, it's never good enough for everybody." And if that wasn't enough positive spin for her client, Leslie Sloane no longer Zelnick went on to say that Lohan is already in Alcoholics Anonymous at the age of 20. "She started attending some, and I think it's a positive thing. My biggest fear is who's the big idiot to out which one [meeting] she goes to. And, by the way, she's not saying she'll stop drinking tomorrow." Lohan's mother told Ryan Seacrest, "That is true...it's a positive thing." Wow. When your publicist and mom slash manager are this inept, it's no wonder she's doing ProActiv commercials and sabotaging her own film career. Our advice to Lohan? There are a lot of things and a lot of people you're better off without. Make it work.
While it's a given that Lindsay Lohan is an out of control brat who is running her career into the ground, we must give credit where credit is due. Her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, is apparently too busy dropping the Zelnick from her name to actually perform her job with any measure of competence. You may remember dear old Leslie from the Britney/Matt Lauer debacle and since Brit Brit fired her lazy ass, one would assume she could manage the affairs of her one major client, Lohan, with some sort of professionalism. Being that Lohan is only 20 years old with a booze hound cokehead for a mother and a father in prison, an older, wiser publicist might come in handy when navigating Hollywood's treacherous waters. After all, Lindsay's drug and booze addled mind can not handle the responsibility of speaking to the press. This is why stars pay publicists. A publicist is paid to make their clients look good. They don't allow their clients to be the laughing stock of the entertainment world. See how that works, Leslie? So to wrap up this week in Lohan news....there was the Paris fight and Lindsay's on air interview about it. The following night at a club in LA, there was another fight between Lindsay and Paris, this one involved people pulling Lohan and Paris off each other, Brit Brit was there and was on Paris' team, and the quote of the night was from Paris and was something along the lines of, "You cokehead, don't ever say you're my friend again." This of course was all rumor, because Paris Hilton has Eliot Mintz as a publicist and he is always present, assuring that no stupid remarks make it to the legitimate press. Moving on....Lohan spoke of the Paris feud to USA Today. According to Lohan, Monday morning was just a photo opportunity and she is not really friends with Paris. Okay. Thursday night Lohan attended the GQ awards where she made an ass of herself resulting in today's horrid Page Six story: DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan. When the Lohans arrived at the exclusive dinner at the Sunset Tower - joining the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore, Jay-Z, Jennifer Connelly and Magic Johnson - she "flipped out" upon seeing Jessica Biel, the luminous star of "The Illusionist," there with her assistant. Biel's assistant used to work for Lohan and earned the "Mean Girls" star's ire when she quit several months ago. According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!" Lohan was shunned at the glittering affair by other celebs who are tired of her bratty antics and bad work ethic. Overhearing her tirade about Biel's assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" - setting off laughter. Later, Lohan, with a champagne glass in her hand, tried flirting with Leo, to no avail. When "Jackass" star Johnny Knoxville arrived later in the evening, Lohan lit up and the two began nuzzling and necking - until Lohan's ex, Harry Morton, appeared. "Harry had been called by Lindsay, and he arrived with a bunch of her friends, and then they all left together, including Johnny. It was weird," said a source. "Dina did a lousy job of reining in her daughter, and it looked like she just used Lindsay to get into the party in the first place."
