November 3, 2006

Paranoia Self Destroya

It has been over a month since we've checked in with Lindsay Lohan so what's the trainwreck been up to? Well it seems like a whole lot of partying. Oh, and some interviews with random magazines. First there was this quote, "I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then. Owning a house will make me very proud. I need a place to call home, to feel it's mine. I love to cook. My grandmother is Italian. I'm pretty practical. I'm a very domestic person." By domestic she means that she boils water and throws pasta in it and then asks for a medal. In an effort to show her maturity and attract a husband she said, "Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that’s me. I’m not dating just one person." She went on to say that she's attracted to guys that don't drink, smoke, or do other things. Apparently she does enough "other things" for everyone. Her behavior continues to garner negative attention and it's definitely time for her to take a break. Last weekend she had a mini-meltdown at 6:45 in the morning after a night of partying. She was in her Escalade near the dog park at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood freaking out and called a guy over that was walking his dog. She told him that two men in a Silver Toyota 4Runner had been following her for two hours and were trying to hit her car. The man told TMZ that "she seemed out of it," and had obviously been up all night, and her crying had made her mascara run all down her face. Lohan told the man, "I've called the cops, but the cops can't catch them." Then the 4Runner appeared on the street and Lohan hit the gas and took off. The sad thing is that the men were paparazzi and had their cameras clearly in view. Time to lay off the drugs, sweetie. Seriously.