Recycling Music....Al Gore Would Be Proud

So Kid Rock released a "new" music video. While it lacks the musical energy or inspiration to excite the purists among us, the singer(?)-songwriter(?) must have targeted the niche of people who like a little scandal with their rubber-stamp-bubble-gum-pop......

OK...let's grant him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he included words, music, and background vocals from "Sweet Home Alabama" as an homage- not as a desperate attempt to provide some soul to a song as devoid of life as the corporate boardroom in which it was probably written. (We would question the wisdom of paying homage to a song whose lyrics contain thinly-veiled old-school states-rights, segregationist lyrics, but that involves a variety of different debates for a different day; We are not in the business of analyzing Lynyrd Skynyrd songs.)

Even still: Didn't anybody on the song assembly line notice the striking resemblence of the piano part to "Werewolves of London?" Didn't Vanilla Ice get torn apart for doing the same thing? Maybe we should stop villifying Robert van Winkle and give him the respect he deserves: as a groundbreaker who cleared the way for talentless hacks who want to substitute public persona and cheap imitation for creativity and originality.

I'm A Cowboy, Baby

Holy comeback. Kid Rock followed up his quickie marriage to Pamela Anderson with a monster album. The above video for Amen is oh so very, very good. Rock it out, Kid. Enjoy.

Once, Twice, Three Times A Bride

Now, we're no experts but something tells us that Pam Anderson is a very poor judge of character. There was wedding number one to Tommy Lee on the beach after they had known each other for a lengthy three days. Wedding number two was last summer and we all know how that worked out. Ahem. Wedding number three was last month to the loser, Rick Solomon, during a break in her shows for that weird magician slash lion tamer dude. In Vegas. A couple of weeks ago she filed for divorce but then said they "were working on it." Not so much anymore. The divorce is going through and perhaps we've all learned a lesson or two. Working on it does not include staying out until 5 am snorting blow. But again, we're no experts.

Hopefully This Mess Will Stay In Vegas

In between sets of her magic show in Vegas, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. On Letterman, Pam's second husband, Kid Rock, said, "I wish somebody would have given me the advice I'm about to give Rick Salomon. Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?" Then he said, "I wish them much happiness." Pam wore a denim miniskirt to the ceremony, which we suppose is better than the white bikini's she's worn to her other weddings, but still. During the 90-minute ceremony/reception which featured pigs in a blanket, a fake cardboard wedding cake, and macaroni and cheese, Pam lovingly referred to her new husband as "Scum." Seriously. We couldn't make this shit up. Best wishes to you, Pammie. (Something tells us you're gonna definitely need it.)

All We've Got Is Wow

The interview that Kid Rock gave to Rolling Stone garnered its very own AP story. Basically he said that Pam Anderson lied about miscarrying his baby so that he would come visit her in Canada. He said, "She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James," the 36-year-old rapper says. "I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah,'" Rock says. "She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up." Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. "When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, `That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'" Wow. Um, wow.

Third Time's A Charm?

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas yesterday, making this the third marriage for each of them. Pammy just turned 40 and Rick is 38. Rick starred in Paris Hilton's porn video, One Night In Paris, and was previously married to Shannen Doherty (Brenda Walsh) and some other girl. Pamela, was married to....well, you know all about her thoughts on marriage. She wrote on her blog: "Rick has been a friend for 15 years. … I finally am fulfilled in my life in every area. I’m a responsible devoted mom. I’m in love -. And my work is fun and creative. I’m healthy….I’m having the best time in my life." She seemed to be having the best time of her life recently with Tommy Lee (below) but that could be interpreted in several ways. Okay, maybe not, but we hope things work out better this time around than with Kid Rock. Mazel Tov to the happy couple.

A BRA cada BRA

Well, Pamela Anderson has finally arrived. She is now a magician's assistant to some weirdo at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. We've already seen proof of Pam's magical prowess with her implant disappearing and reappearing act. Now you see them, now you don't! Oh wait-now you do.

PS-This is the first post by Princess Anybody. Hopefully we can keep up the supply of posts due to our expanding Royal Family.

Wham, Bam, Thank You, Pam

When is Pam Anderson going to be on Dancing With The Stars? Seriously. She would totally win. Speaking of winning, hopefully she'll win the case of the thrown laptop as those photographers that were on the other end of that fight have sued Pam and Denise Richards. Above is Pam kissing her ex, Tommy Lee. Not to be outdone by his soon-to-be ex-wife's rebounding skills, Kid Rock stepped out with model May Anderson in Manhattan. She's the one that got arrested for punching a stewardess on a flight to Miami. Classy.

He's No Tommy Lee

Page Six is reporting that Kid Rock and his insecurity and anger caused their divorce. We could make a joke here about his manhood as it appears in the above photo, but we'll let you draw your own conclusions. So Pam appeared in the blockbuster movie Borat, and Universal Studios President, Ron Meyer, held a screening of the film at his home two weeks ago. When Kid saw the movie he screamed at Pam in front of everyone, "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?" That was the beginning of the end. A friend of hers told Page Six, "Bob [Kid Rock] is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man." Apparently he's not a very bright man either as he didn't understand the film's humor which Pam was in on from the beginning. Add to that the fact that he was married to Pam Frickin' Anderson and somehow managed to f*ck it up, we'd say he's borderline retarded.

Drinking & Thinking Don't Mix

Less than four months after their wedding trifecta, Pam Anderson and Kid Rock have filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. While both parties filed papers today, Pam cited the date of separation as November 21st and the Kidster cited it as November 26th. Irreconcilable indeed, they can't even agree on when to separate. Back in July Pam wrote that her engagement was "spontaneous but well thought through." Next time she might want to lay off the booze and give the engagement a few months or so. You know, to see if it sticks when everybody is sober.

News From The North

The Vancouver film set of Blonde and Blonder featuring Pam Anderson and Denise Richards attracted its fair share of attention last week. No, Denise didn't steal Pammy's husband, but she did throw a photographer's laptop over a balcony which landed on an 80-year-old woman in a wheelchair. Ouch. The woman was only mildly injured and Richards' spokesperson said the incident was blown out of proportion. Sadly, Anderson made an announcement of her own this week confirming that she suffered a miscarriage. The 39-year-old was eight weeks pregnant.

Simply Smirnoff

The rift between Shanna Moakler and Paris Hilton heated up yesterday when Shanna appeared in New York City for the launch of Smirnoff Arctic Berry and was interviewed by the NY Post. "I don't think [Paris] she's a good person. She makes a lot of money pulling these stunts in the media, and I want nothing to do with it. I'm not the one getting DUIs. I'm not the one in police stations. It's all juvenile and stupid." Our thoughts exactly, Shanna. Speaking of Smirnoff, Pam Anderson is apparently a big fan of the Ice (above) while the Raw Tea is a big hit here in New England. Check out the very funny Tea Partay video here and as always, drink responsibly playa.

One Down, Three To Go

Pam Anderson and Kid Rock were married in St. Tropez over the weekend in what appears to be a very classy affair. The couple will also have weddings in Nashville, Detroit and Malibu so we can expect three more rounds of whatever this is called. Congrats to the happy couple.

Meeting Of The Minds

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are getting married on July 29 on a yacht in Saint Tropez. They were engaged a few years ago so it's not like her wedding to Tommy Lee that happened three days after they met, but she does explain on her website that it is spontaneous. Ya think?
She wrote:

I’m Getting Remarried!!! Yes. I’m finally getting remarried…it’s been a whirlwind…spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I’ve been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture…it’s been sad and lonely and frustrating….I’ve raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I’d wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I’m moving on…I feel like I’m finally free….I’m in love. I’m happy….I see the light…sounds dramatic but it’s true…..I know some women can relate to this….My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they’ve known for years…time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words….watch!

Holy Therapy Bill

Pam Anderson spent most of last week in Saint Tropez lounging on a yacht with her sons and former fiancee, Kid Rock. Now, we're all for getting a tan but for a mother and her girlfriend to walk around topless with a 10-year-old boy is pushing the boundaries of sensible taste. And yes, that's what Pammy did with her son. And yes, there are photos.

The Rule Of The Boob

So we all know that Pam Anderson is hot. Agreed. But here's the thing - Just because you can...doesn't mean you should.

Breaking News! Courtney Love Drugs It Up!

We're just thankful she has a good bikini waxer. Page Six reported that Courtney failed a recent drug test while on probation for a myriad of crimes. Courtney was supposed to stay sober per the courts in L.A. and NYC and was in rehab for a while from which she emerged healthy, albeit overweight. She was granted visitation with her daughter, Francis Bean, who had been living with Kurt Cobain's family and started working out with Pam Anderson and was beginning to look great. And then all hell broke loose. She was taken from The Tropicana Club via ambulance after she "fainted" the night before she was to appear in court, and at the taping of Pamela Anderson's Comedy Roast which airs this Sunday night, Courtney was out of control and incoherent. Someone needs to give this woman her own reality show.

Pamela Anderson BEFORE


And AFTER