Ridiculously Entertaining

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon are totally hilarious in this video, I'm Fucking Matt Damon. The response, I'm Fucking Ben Affleck, is the funniest thing we've ever seen. Brilliant.

I Need A Miracle

Speaking of Justin Timberlake, he is rumored to be moving in with his bodybuilder of a girlfriend, Jessica Beil. We never watched an episode, but we heard the hu-bub surrounding her stint on the Christian show, 7th Heaven. She wanted to be a slut but they made her be good and she complained and quit or something. So basically we've never seen her act in anything and the previews for that Chuck & Larry movie made her look pathetic. Justin's ex, Cameron Diaz, has been making the rounds and most recently began dating John Mayer, Jessica's ex. She also became involved in a divorce case involving Criss Angel whom she dated for only a few weeks, meaning they fucked and she went to Asia to promote Shrek 3. He did a stunt and then told the cameras that he loved her and that was that. He has now moved on to Britney Spears whom he headed up to an 11th floor hotel suite with at 4 in the morning. Her peeps are saying that he is working with her on her MTV performance. Well....as long as they were working.

Got Weed?

Prior to the big Oscar awards show, BFF's Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore went to Hawaii to celebrate Drew's 32nd birthday. And celebrate they did.

Goodbye My Lover

We're not even two weeks into the new year and yet the celebrity world is all about saying goodbye already. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz got the ball rolling with their break-up, and after only one year of marriage Dita Von Teese filed for divorce from Marilyn Manson. That split has been blamed on his drug use and constant partying which included Lindsay Lohan as she frequently hangs out at Manson's house at all hours of the night. Most notably, Angelina Jolie, factored into the split, but more on that in a moment. Also calling it quits in 2007? Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti of the Strokes. Finally, Jeremy Piven of Entourage and his longtime friend John Cusack are no longer an item. The two actors came up together in Chicago, but Piven replied, "No comment. I mean, you could fill in the blank, I bet," when asked how Cusack responded to his recent success. Piven went on to say, "It just says so much about a person if he has space for other people’s success. I have always been so proud of my friends’ success. … You start getting into trouble in life when you start comparing and contrasting your life to anyone else’s. You don’t win when you do that."

Comes All The Way Back Around

The latest news regarding Justin Timberlake is that he has broken up with Cameron Diaz...for good this time. They spent the holidays separately and she did not attend the premiere of his movie Alpha Dog in Los Angeles. His people insisted that no questions be asked about his personal life at the premiere so pretty much, yeah, they're done. He has already been linked with two Hollywood blondes, the first being Kate Hudson. Kate and Owen Wilson recently split up and Justin attended a party at her house where the two went upstairs alone and re-emerged with Kate wearing a different dress. The other blonde is Scarlett Johansson who recently broke up with her longtime boyfriend, Josh Hartnett. Justin and Scarlett recently filmed the video for "What Goes Around" and she attended the after-party for his movie where she talked with Justin and his mom for over an hour. No word on if Kate or Scarlett received a special gift for Christmas. Above is a live performance in Paris of "What Comes Around" which is rumored to be about Britney. The lyrics are pretty self-explanatory although he didn't sing this verse at the show: 'Let me paint this picture for you, baby. You spend your nights alone, And he never comes home, And every time you call him, All you get's a busy tone. I heard you found out, That he's doing to you, What you did to me, Ain't that the way it goes. You cheated girl, My heart bleeds girl, So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt. Just a classic case, A scenario. Tale as old as time, Girl you got what you deserved, And now you want somebody, To cure the lonely nights. You wish you had somebody,That could come and make it right, But girl I ain't somebody with a lot of sympathy. You'll see.' Something tells us Brit Brit already does see. What comes around goes around. Ain't that the truth.

Holy Hawaiian Hide-Away

Justin and Cameron spent last weekend in Hawaii where they reportedly bought a place together. Coincidentally, a real estate record was set on O'ahu yesterday with the closing of a $24 million beachfront property to an undisclosed buyer. We guess this means they're really back together.

The Dream Is Over

Justin Timberlake's new single "Sexyback" is getting serious radioplay and JT is working hard promoting his sophomore album. In recent interviews he has admitted getting plastered and using drugs and randomly talked about how cigarettes are more addictive than heroin. The influence of his on-again girlfriend, Cameron Diaz, and the need to appear edgy may have something to do with that. He also mentioned Brit Brit: "When we initially parted ways, I felt like she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me, and she didn't." Justin and Britney had been friends since childhood so her lack of loyalty apparently sealed the deal and led to their estrangement. Her cheating probably didn't help either. Now there is not a snowball's chance in hell that she'll ever win him back, but at least she has his former back-up dancer to keep her company. Hallelujah.

Three Years And Then Out

Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz, and he is set to go on a world tour for his new album. Cameron is set to go on a drinking binge.

Cameron supports Justin after his throat surgery. His mom's shirt says, "It's all relative in West Virginia," which is just weird.

Cameron Diaz Looks Like Shit

Reese Is Not Happy

Ever since a pack of paparazzi chased Reese Witherspoon nearly causing her to crash , she is really, really pissed. The director of Monster-In-Law said Reese was a nightmare to work with when he directed her in Legally Blonde and we're still sticking to our story that she is preggers which wreaks havoc on hormones. Add that to the rumors that her husband likes to get it on with other men.....we'd be fucking pissed too. Go get em' Reese but please don't go mental like Cameron Diaz. Thanks.