OK! published photos from what they called "the most anticipated event of the summer" which we think is a bit of an exaggeration, but they're forgiven. After spending $2 million on these pics, they're allowed to call it whatever they want. The wedding itself looks lovely, as does she, but the cake! What was she thinking?
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker were married in Paris and the above is what she wore to the civil ceremony. The dress is Chanel and the necklace is from hell. Seriously, why did she wear that thing?! It must be Tony's mother's. Anyway, OK! paid them $2 million for the photos of their big wedding yesterday at a chateau. The photographers will accompany them on their honeymoon as well. Romantic.
Eva Longoria and best friend, Mario Lopez, spend a lot of time together lately. Case in point: above. Is this really necessary only one month before your wedding? And on worldwide television, no less. We're not saying, but we kind of are. Once-divorced, she is marrying a guy that is younger and hasn't exhibited the best track record during this little love match. Plus he's French. And he tries to rap.
Eva's getting married! Felicity Huffman threw a bridal shower at her house for Mrs. Solis and fun was had by all. The wedding is set for 07-07-07 at a castle in Paris, Tony Parker's hometown. Hopefully he won't rap at the reception.
Remember when Shaquille O'Neill made a rap video? No? Well, he did and it was really silly and people still make fun of him for it. Not one to learn from his elders, Tony Parker has launched a rap career as well and the result is above. Eva makes an appearance in the video and the vodka on the bar is top-shelf Ciroc....but other than that, it's very K-Fedish.
A rep for Eva Longoria has confirmed that Tony Frenchie Parker proposed last night and she accepted. The two were previously rumored to be engaged and then they were broken up, and then dating again, then broken up, and now back together again. Best wishes and big kisses.
The break-up of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker was a surprise to many, but we never liked Parker to begin with and thought he was a jerk on Oprah. We wrote the title of this post in French in case Parker is trolling the net looking for sympathy. [Yes, we're talking to you, Frenchie.] Good riddance means the same in all languages, but we digress. Eva made it very clear that she wants to start a family and Parker couldn't even pretend he wanted that. Not even for Oprah! The NY Post reported that Parker cheated with his ex-girlfriend which led to Eva dumping him. Whatever the situation, she's better off without him and judging by her smile over the weekend, she's doing just fine. Eva's character on Desperate Housewives said it best, "Pretty girls are never lonely."
While the return of The Sopranos last season made us abandon our Sunday night visits with the ladies of Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria seems to always be present on the television and in the news talking about her boyfriend, Tony Parker. If we are to believe the NY Post, Eva is channeling her naughty character Mrs. Solis as they ask, "WHICH sexy Latina actress who loves to talk about how much she loves her boyfriend secretly hooked up with an older gent after a recent awards show?" We're rooting for her to upgrade to a non-French boyfriend, perhaps an A-lister such as Matt Dillon. Even Luke Wilson would suffice.
A lesser celebrity might have cracked under these circumstances, but after being married to a circus show like Tom Cruise, this lady has nerves of steel. Just days before her wedding, the media declared Nicole pregnant as a result of the above photo. If she is, great. If not, then she was just called pregnant (fat) right before her big day. Following the wedding, she and husband Keith Urban jetted off to an undisclosed resort in the South Pacific for a very private honeymoon in a $15,000 per night bungalow over the water. Unfortunately, just a few feet away at the same resort, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are also vacationing. Nicole and Keith flew in her private plane from Sydney while Eva and Tony took a commercial flight from Los Angeles - the paparazzi capital of the world. You can guess the rest.
Eva Longoria, our fave desp housewife, is very happy to promote peace for photographers as she enjoys a night in NYC with big-you-know-what Mr. Tommy Lee. Ahhhh...to be young and Mrs. Solis.....
Little Miss Eva Longoria was hit on the head with a pole during the filming of 'Desperate Housewives' and was treated at a Pasadena hospital. Also injured recently was Madonna who broke some ribs when she fell off a horse on her 47th birthday a couple of days ago, but we won't be paying any mind to her until she stops pretending to be British.
It's hard to see unless you click on the photo and zoom, but take our word for it. Eva Longario is wearing an engagement ring.
