We're venturing a guess that Lindsay saw the styles in her latest film Bobby and thought they were really groovy, man and ended up with this look. At this point, as long as we can't see her bits we'll accept anything. So we're mentioning the Enquirer twice in one day as Lohan's close friend has dropped the dime on her drug habit. We're not sure what dropped the dime means but it sounds all drug related and scandalous so we'll run with it. The Enquirer was sued many times by celebrities in the days of yore so the publication now only prints lawyer approved stories that can be proven in court. In other words, they need proof to run a piece. Often times they approach the celebrity to play ball or vice-versa and deals are agreed to in which the celebs give the tabloid exclusive stories in exchange for not printing their dirty laundry. That is why Mary-Kate Olsen went into rehab for anorexia, NOT cocaine addiction, Joey from Friends went to a strip club, and did NOT get it on with a male hustler, and so on. Perhaps Lohan should have given her lawyers, if she has any, a ring to negotiate because her friend passed a polygraph and the story is not pretty. Her friend explained, "I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka! I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life. It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out. And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying." Now we were going to reserve this award for Pete Doherty but being that Lindsay ran such a good campaign in 2006, we're gonna go with her. Congratulations Lindsay Morgan Lohan, you're our Junkie Of The Year. 
