Welcome Back, Kathy

Kathy Griffin has a new show on Bravo, Thursday nights at 10, and it is wicked funny. She had regular people guests on rather than celebrities and the girl from Mississippi, Tiffany's roommate, was adorable. (Side note: we're typing this on an iPhone and the autocorrect is bananas.) Kathy discussed all the usual pop culture fun and turned us on to a great new guilty pleasure on vh1: Couples Therapy. If you haven't seen it yet, dvr that shit now. It's totally an amazeballs train pulling into dysfunction junction.

We Think It, She Says It

As long-time fans of Kathy Griffin, we are thrilled that she has a new comedy special out and has found love with Steve Wozniak after he saw one of her shows and sent her a basket of treats for her dogs. (Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs invented Apple. Yeah, the computer company.) Kathy had a tough year with a divorce and the tragic passing of her father, but through it all she never lost her snarky sense of humor. An audience member recorded the above rant about 'To Catch A Predator' during a Vegas show and while the video is sketchy, the audio is perfect and surely will not be seen on any upcoming specials or shows due to the language. "It's always some Indian engineering student." Brilliant.

Paula's Tryin To Tell A God Damn Story

Bravo is all about the summer television series and 'Hey Paula' is nearly as delicious as Kathy Griffin's 'My Life On The D-List.' The difference between the two is clear above when Paula Abdul has a breakdown after she finds out she's been fired from the Bratz movie. Dear Lord. We've watched nearly every episode of this show and she is straight up on prescription meds. No doubt about it.

Holy Silver And Sequins

The BET Awards were last night and Beyonce is still wearing her mother's ridiculous creations. And yes, those are sequined spiders on her newly svelte legs and stomach. While we watched the BET awards last year, Kathy Griffin had our attention this time around. Speaking of Kathy, she is going to have a ball referring to her arch-nemesis, Star Jones, and the giant pool of crap she just threw herself into. We can't wait.

Must See Summer TV

Our favorite funny girl, Kathy Griffin, is back with her second season of 'My Life On The D-List' on Tuesday nights at 9pm on BRAVO. The season premiere is tonight and we can't wait to see what's going on with Matt and Renee Zelwegger and the main gays and the puppies and the live-in gay visionary and Star Jones....it's sure to be hilarious.

Celebrity Judicial Review

Clay Gay-ken (as Kathy Griffin refers to him) has become the Barry Manilow of a new generation with a devoted Christian fanbase known as the Claymates. Being that Clay is a "Good" Christian, many fans are furious he had unprotected gay sex with a man in North Carolina who gave graphic details on Howard Stern's radio show. Now Clay's record label has delayed the release of his second album until this scandal blows over and several Claymates are considering a Class-Action Lawsuit against the record company on the basis of False Advertising. In other legal news, CBS is suing Howard Stern, Jessica Alba is suing Playboy and Sophia Bush pulled a Renee Zellweger and filed court papers to annul her marriage to Chad Michael Murray, citing fraud. We're not sure how cheating with Paris Hilton became "fraud" but her lawyer earns points for creativity. Anna Nicole Smith went to Washington this week as the battle over her husband's $1.6 billion estate reached the United States Supreme Court and in NYC an arrest warrant was issued (again) for Natasha Lyonne. And last but not least, Oprah's whippin' boy, James Frey, was sued for being a big fat liar.

Page Six Sums It All Up

September 28, 2005 -- YESTERDAY was a sad day for celebrity marriages. Not only did Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush call it quits after just five months, but Kathy Griffin and her hubby of four years, Matt Moline, called it a day. In Griffin's case, the couple split because of irreconcilable differences — which can't be said of Murray and Bush. Murray, who cheated on her during their engagement (he hooked up with castmate Paris Hilton while filming "The House of Wax"), kept right on cheating after they wed. According to Us Weekly, "He cheats on her constantly and doesn't even try to hide it." Another cheater? A.J. DiScala, the hubby/manager of "Sopranos" star Jamie-Lynn DiScala, the magazine says. Meanwhile, Tori Spelling, who cheated on and left her hubby Charlie Shanian last week, has moved in with the object of her lust, actor Dean McDermott.

My Life On The D-ivorce List

We can not even believe that Kathy Griffin and Matt Moline are getting divorced. As loyal watchers of 'My Life On The D-List' on Bravo this past summer, we grew to love Kathy and Matt together. He's a big teddy bear and the two of them were so in love on the show. What happened? After four and a half years of marriage Kathy files for divorce? Just Like That? In the time between the Oscars (which Kathy hosted for E! and was the finale of her reality show's first season) and today, some serious shit went down. We'll continue our Red Wine Coverage while we work through our stages of denial.