In response to the Page Six story, Leslie Sloane no more Zelnick, released two statements to the press. We say...too little too late. First off, the response to Lohan's crazy rant in response to Robert Altman's passing last week. The rant in its entirety: 'I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle. I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches. If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors. I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career. I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years. The point is, he made a difference. He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do. So every day when you wake up. Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments. The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious. Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful. Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have. When we shouldn't..... ' Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come. If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away. God Bless, peace and love always. Thank You, "BE ADEQUITE" Lindsay Lohan' So spelling errors aside, that was just a big coked out ramble and no sane publicist would have released that to the press. Way to go Leslie. Of course the media ate it up calling it an exploitation of Altman's death for Lohan's own publicity purposes. Even her mom Dina jumped on the wagon saying that Lindsay couldn't make it home to Long Island for Thanksgiving because of the funeral. Um, Lindsay was out at the clubs every night over Thanksgiving, just so you know. So Friday, her rep came out and said that Lindsay wrote the letter "on the fly" on her Blackberry. Hello? You must be frickin' kidding. You claim that she loved him like a grandfather and then she wrote her response to his death on the frickin' fly? Bad PR rep. Bad, bad, bad. THEN....Leslie Sloane no longer Zelnick lost her own shit and said, "I want everyone to leave her the hell alone. I'm so bored of this with her. No matter what she does, it's never good enough for everybody." And if that wasn't enough positive spin for her client, Leslie Sloane no longer Zelnick went on to say that Lohan is already in Alcoholics Anonymous at the age of 20. "She started attending some, and I think it's a positive thing. My biggest fear is who's the big idiot to out which one [meeting] she goes to. And, by the way, she's not saying she'll stop drinking tomorrow." Lohan's mother told Ryan Seacrest, "That is true...it's a positive thing." Wow. When your publicist and mom slash manager are this inept, it's no wonder she's doing ProActiv commercials and sabotaging her own film career. Our advice to Lohan? There are a lot of things and a lot of people you're better off without. Make it work. December 2, 2006
Lohan Letdown, Part II
In response to the Page Six story, Leslie Sloane no more Zelnick, released two statements to the press. We say...too little too late. First off, the response to Lohan's crazy rant in response to Robert Altman's passing last week. The rant in its entirety: 'I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle. I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches. If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors. I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career. I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years. The point is, he made a difference. He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do. So every day when you wake up. Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments. The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious. Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful. Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have. When we shouldn't..... ' Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come. If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away. God Bless, peace and love always. Thank You, "BE ADEQUITE" Lindsay Lohan' So spelling errors aside, that was just a big coked out ramble and no sane publicist would have released that to the press. Way to go Leslie. Of course the media ate it up calling it an exploitation of Altman's death for Lohan's own publicity purposes. Even her mom Dina jumped on the wagon saying that Lindsay couldn't make it home to Long Island for Thanksgiving because of the funeral. Um, Lindsay was out at the clubs every night over Thanksgiving, just so you know. So Friday, her rep came out and said that Lindsay wrote the letter "on the fly" on her Blackberry. Hello? You must be frickin' kidding. You claim that she loved him like a grandfather and then she wrote her response to his death on the frickin' fly? Bad PR rep. Bad, bad, bad. THEN....Leslie Sloane no longer Zelnick lost her own shit and said, "I want everyone to leave her the hell alone. I'm so bored of this with her. No matter what she does, it's never good enough for everybody." And if that wasn't enough positive spin for her client, Leslie Sloane no longer Zelnick went on to say that Lohan is already in Alcoholics Anonymous at the age of 20. "She started attending some, and I think it's a positive thing. My biggest fear is who's the big idiot to out which one [meeting] she goes to. And, by the way, she's not saying she'll stop drinking tomorrow." Lohan's mother told Ryan Seacrest, "That is true...it's a positive thing." Wow. When your publicist and mom slash manager are this inept, it's no wonder she's doing ProActiv commercials and sabotaging her own film career. Our advice to Lohan? There are a lot of things and a lot of people you're better off without. Make it work. 
