It's been some time since we've checked in on trainwreck Tara Reid and being that we're gearing up for a huge St. Patty's Day, it's only fitting that we devote a post to everybody's favorite Jersey Girl. Last year at this time we were all over her shenanigans like white on rice, but somehow her silly games have lead us to believe that Trix really are for kids. Or at least those adults that think they're still kids. What has Tara been up to? Besides drinking, you ask? Well it's not too exciting, but she's an Irish-American and we have a whole category devoted to her to your right there so the least we can do is give an update. Now that her acting career is dead in the water, Tara has invested what little money she has in a fast-food restaurant called Ketchup in Los Angeles. May the luck of the Irish be with you, Miss Reid. Oh, and look into the concept of the CAMISOLE. Totally fabulous. And yes, we just said totally. Again. From now on, pretend it's 1984 because we're totally into saying totally lately. Totally.March 16, 2007
Shitfaced Shamrocks
It's been some time since we've checked in on trainwreck Tara Reid and being that we're gearing up for a huge St. Patty's Day, it's only fitting that we devote a post to everybody's favorite Jersey Girl. Last year at this time we were all over her shenanigans like white on rice, but somehow her silly games have lead us to believe that Trix really are for kids. Or at least those adults that think they're still kids. What has Tara been up to? Besides drinking, you ask? Well it's not too exciting, but she's an Irish-American and we have a whole category devoted to her to your right there so the least we can do is give an update. Now that her acting career is dead in the water, Tara has invested what little money she has in a fast-food restaurant called Ketchup in Los Angeles. May the luck of the Irish be with you, Miss Reid. Oh, and look into the concept of the CAMISOLE. Totally fabulous. And yes, we just said totally. Again. From now on, pretend it's 1984 because we're totally into saying totally lately. Totally.
