March 29, 2007

K-Fed OUT!


The divorce agreement between Brit and the Fedster was finalized tonight. Guess that means they won't be getting back together. After a five hour meeting with their attorneys, a spokesperson said Spears and Federline signed, "a global settlement on all issues of their marriage." No details were offered but the general consensus out here in Bloglandia is that Kevin will get $1 million and visitation. Done. Brit may be dim, but her lawyer's not. The pre-nup was set in stone. Seriously. They have a time machine and stuff and went back and.....whatever. You get the point.