Just as we had reached the point of becoming nauseous at the very thought of Tom Cruise, he wisely removed himself from the media machine. He made an appearance on a train in Japan to promote Mission Impossible 3 and quietly went into seclusion, a long overdue departure. The tabloids, however, are not letting him off that easy and are all asking "Where is Suri?" and suggesting that the baby doesn't actually exist. On top of that, the South Park episode Trapped In The Closet was just nominated for an Emmy Award despite Tom's efforts to make sure no one sees it. The episode only aired once in the U.S. and was not shown in the UK at all, after Cruise threatened Paramount that he would not do publicity on MI:3 (Viacom owns Paramount and Comedy Central). The show focuses on Scientology in all its crazy glory with Tom Cruise refusing to come out of Stan's closet. Camp Crazy Cruise is already preparing the spin on the win and we anticipate the TomKat wedding will take place the weekend of August 27th when the Emmy Awards air. Mark your calendars. July 10, 2006
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Just as we had reached the point of becoming nauseous at the very thought of Tom Cruise, he wisely removed himself from the media machine. He made an appearance on a train in Japan to promote Mission Impossible 3 and quietly went into seclusion, a long overdue departure. The tabloids, however, are not letting him off that easy and are all asking "Where is Suri?" and suggesting that the baby doesn't actually exist. On top of that, the South Park episode Trapped In The Closet was just nominated for an Emmy Award despite Tom's efforts to make sure no one sees it. The episode only aired once in the U.S. and was not shown in the UK at all, after Cruise threatened Paramount that he would not do publicity on MI:3 (Viacom owns Paramount and Comedy Central). The show focuses on Scientology in all its crazy glory with Tom Cruise refusing to come out of Stan's closet. Camp Crazy Cruise is already preparing the spin on the win and we anticipate the TomKat wedding will take place the weekend of August 27th when the Emmy Awards air. Mark your calendars. 
