Katie Holmes, or Kate as Tom has renamed her, has been spending most of her time at his home in Telluride, Colorado with her Scientology friend and some version of a baby named Suri. After three months, the baby still has not been seen by anyone, not even John Travolta or any of the Scientards. Meanwhile in the sane world, the fake pregnancy/adopted baby story is gaining steam and Andrew Morton has just begun the writing phase of his Tom Cruise tell-all. All we really want to know....why on earth did Kate get her hair cut like that? It must be a Xenu thing.
