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Michael Douglas is not playing nice in the April issue of GQ. The 61-year-old actor and husband of Catherine Zeta-Jones, comments on Brangelina, "I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina, I mean, how long is that going to last?" Douglas went on to say, "I mean, don't ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger. I don't know how you get married for four months. And Julia with Lyle." While Douglas has not worked in over three years, Zeta-Jones will soon be releasing her book: 'How My Crazy Old Husband Ruined My Career.'