Naomi Campbell was arrested in NY today for assaulting her cleaning lady with her cell phone. Considering the woman's head required four stitches, we're rather disappointed by the response from her people. As always they threw out Nelson Mandela's name claiming that Naomi could not surrender her passport to the judge as she was going to see Mr. Mandela tomorrow. Oprah's name got dragged into it as well when the victim said Naomi became enraged when she couldn't find her preferred pair of jeans for the Oprah show today. We suggest her people hire a stuntman to follow Naomi around with lots of cash to pay all these people off. If he was willing to take a few punches and phones to the head, then he could just pay himself. Sort of like a bonus.March 31, 2006
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Naomi Campbell was arrested in NY today for assaulting her cleaning lady with her cell phone. Considering the woman's head required four stitches, we're rather disappointed by the response from her people. As always they threw out Nelson Mandela's name claiming that Naomi could not surrender her passport to the judge as she was going to see Mr. Mandela tomorrow. Oprah's name got dragged into it as well when the victim said Naomi became enraged when she couldn't find her preferred pair of jeans for the Oprah show today. We suggest her people hire a stuntman to follow Naomi around with lots of cash to pay all these people off. If he was willing to take a few punches and phones to the head, then he could just pay himself. Sort of like a bonus.
