Ted has been obsessed with Toothy Tile for months now and Jake Gyllenhaal is mentioned in every column that Toothy appears in (Ted always mentions the person somewhere in the column). Jake plays a gay cowboy in the upcoming 'Brokeback Mountain' so we'll see how the chemistry plays out on screen. Gay, straight or bi....Jake is a Hottie McHot-Hot.
We're so happy you took our little conversation to heart. Don't you feel better? We sure do.
Unfortunately for Hillary, veneers can not be removed so she'll be looking like Gary Busey for the rest of her life. So sad.
Last night Sean Penn and his wife went out to dinner with Sienna Miller, former fiancee of Jude Law. Also yesterday, the Post's Page Six ran a blind item regarding Sienna and her all-night coke party with one of Jude's co-stars. Sean Penn was just filming a movie in New Orleans with Law and we don't think it's a coincidence that he's now BFF with Sienna. Ironically, Jude complained that Sienna partied too much and then went off and shagged his kids' nanny. What we can't comprehend in all of this is why, for the love of God, is Sienna wearing those shoes tied up around the bottom of her hideous acid-washed jeans?
At first we had concern for Jessica Simpson's assistant/BFF, Cacee, when we saw the scowl on her face. Here she is carrying Jessica's dog and looking very unhappy in the direction of her boss/BFF....
Sarah Jessica Parker enjoys a smoke on a break from filming, and proves that there are still some New Yorkers that smoke despite Bloomberg's ridiculous laws and tax increases.
Liz Hurley has a hot Indian boyfriend and a cute son and her image has almost recovered from the tabloid debacle involving her baby's daddy. She's come a long way in recent years and it's nice to see her looking so happy. Keep up the good work, Liz.
This adoption is a win-win for everyone, especially Ang's son, Maddox. Now that she will be carrying Zahara around, Maddox will be able to walk on his own and his leg muscles can finally develop.
And she needed a police escort to leave the salon. Again, we state the obvious. You asked for it.
Eva Longoria, our beloved Mrs. Solis from Desperate Housewives, has gone public with her boyfriend, Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs. She's also learning French so she can be in the conversations French-born Tony has with his family. Eva, sweetie? This is America and you are hot as hell. Make him speak English or kick his big ass to the curb.
When will Jessica Simpson learn that the paparazzi follow her everywhere? Here she looks surprised that she and her personal trainer are being photographed outside of a gym in Beverly Hills. Well "No shit, Sherlock." They are everywhere when it comes to you and not giving them the shot they're after will only make them pursue you more. Stardom, doll. You asked for it.
Aside from selling Louis Vuitton in magazines, Uma Thurman likes to vacation in Capri, Italy with her children and boyfriend. It's nice to see she's a human being and doesn't look super skinny ALL the time.
This is Luis Figo of Real Madrid and he's promoting peace. And he's hot as Haiti.
Brit Brit is getting smarter by the day and got rid of her trashy hair extensions. We thank you, Britney, from the bottom of our hearts.
On top of that, her fiancee wears a shirt with her picture on it and the words "Take Me To Paris." And he is really unattractive. And her hair looks like a horse tail. That's it. For now.
Georgia State Troopers have released the video of Chris Tucker's arrest and you can watch it here. We love how the troopers compliment him on his gorgeous car and again later on his acting ability after they finally realize who they've just arrested. Aside from pointing a gun at him and taking him to jail, the officers were relatively nice. We'd like to see some video of Bobby Brown's arrests.
So this is the woman that Jude Law had the affair with, which led to the announcement that he's sorry for hurting his fiancee, Sienna Miller. Daisy kept a journal which details the sex she had with Jude, including on a pool table like his "Alfie" character. Whatever. One of his children walked in on them in bed and told Sadie Frost, Jude's ex-wife. Daisy denied the
affair on the phone to Sadie, but then told one of London's tabloid's all about it. Of course.
n. After several hours spent in 5757, the lobby hotel at Manhattan's Four Seasons Hotel the other night, we were headed up to our room and walked right past Mr. Vaughn with two young men. The previous night, Prince Nobody told us that Owen Wilson, "The Butterscotch Stallion", was at 5757 while he was there. They were promoting their new movie, Wedding Crashers which opened with $32 million which is not bad for an R rated pic. Considering he's a member of 'The New Gay Mafia' in Hollywood, we would think he would of picked up some things along the way. Vaughn is definitely losing his hair, which was pointed out in Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy' [new gay mafia movie] and note the title of Ted's blind vice as well as the "And it ain't" section. There's the stallion. Enough said. Well just one more thing....Can anyone name a girlfriend Vince has had? If you can (strippers/hookers/massage therapists don't count as girlfriends), or if you have a guess for Ted's blind vice, contact us at PrincessNobody@hotmail.com. It's good to be back. We missed you all over the weekend. Big kiss!
As always, Johnny Depp looks very handsome, gold teeth and all.
K-Fed is starting to look more like Charles Manson everyday. And that blazer totally sucks.
Ashton tore the t-shirt of a paparazzi while the guy was inside a truck. We think Mr. Moore needs to relax before his new baby arrives.
Perhaps married life agrees with him...Or, we've had too many cocktails. Whatever the case, Ben Affleck looks kind of cute.
And rounding out the group is Nick. Every team needs a pinch hitter. Go get em' kid.
