Stop The Frenchness

In an interview with a veteran Los Angeles Paparazzo in the NY Times, we learn that French people, on top of being rude, suck at driving and fellow paparazzi are in cohoots to limit the extent to which French people ruin the world. “Britney’s not going to drive crazy,” Mr. Cousart says, by way of example. “So you don’t have to be right on her tail. But there’s going to be that one photographer on her bumper. So we call each other, the other teams. Whenever we’re in a follow with the French guys, we say make sure they don’t get in the front. We try to block them out, because they drive like idiots.”