February 20, 2007

Rehab Redux

Britney Spears has entered rehab. Again. The Enquirer claims her father drove her to the Promises center in Malibu yesterday at 5 pm. Her manager, Larry Rudolph, just released this statement to People magazine, "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time." The London papers reported that Brit Brit showed up at the Mondrian on Sunday morning sans bodyguards and looked as if she'd been up all night. She sat by the pool drinking a pitcher of Mojitos and proceeded to shave her legs at the pool. She tried to rent a room but had no credit cards or cash, only a partial card number written on a scrap of paper. She also tried to rent a car, but struck out there too. She then asked a stranger sitting at the pool if she could borrow her bikini. The nice girl agreed. Eventually some guests that did not know Britney invited her to join them in their hotel room. Reportedly Brit continued to repeat, "Nobody wants me." So sad.