February 20, 2007

The Beat Goes On

The proceedings today were supposed to be focused on the burial of Anna Nicole Smith and now the judge has said, "I'm assuming jurisdiction over motions in the paternity case." He went on to say that Dannielynn needs to know who her father is so that she may grow up to take piano lessons, violin lessons and play some tennis. The judge is a character who loves to say things like, "Did I take your thunder? I took your thunder?" in his thick Bronx accent. Howard Stern's lawyer is annoying and began the day telling the judge and court that she hadn't slept in five days so that she could prepare a brief. The judge asked her if she wanted a medal. (Not really, I made that part up.)