August 24, 2006

State Of Emergency, Call The FBI

As Paris Hilton and new BFF Jenna Jameson consolidate their porn-star wattage in Hollywood, lawyers for Lindsay Lohan are looking into the Blackberry hacking scandal. The Post reports, "Hilton, with at least 50 other customers, has been dropped from her SpoofCard account for misusing the service. All of the people that were terminated were terminated because they had violated the terms and conditions of use," company lawyer Mark Del Bianco. The lawyer confirmed that Lohan was a victim. And yes, they used the word victim. It's a good thing this isn't being blown out of proportion or anything.