May 2, 2006

Artie Bucco Goes Bananas

Just as his character on The Sopranos started losing his shit, actor John Ventimiglia forgot how to hail a cab. After dinner and four glasses of wine, he was pulled over as he looked for a parking spot near his Brooklyn apartment. He was charged with DWI, reckless driving, operating outside the lane, operating without headlights and the kicker....criminal possession of a controlled substance: the bag of cocaine in his back pocket. It's unfortunate he can't talk with Adriana, the girl he once loved. We know Artie, we all miss her. But get it together.