May 2, 2006

Another Day, Another Break-Up

Miss Paris and her most recent Greek boyfriend (Mary-Kate Olsen's Ex) are now officially broken up. We heard that they were going to break up because Stavros and his friends always spoke Greek around her but that was a spintale to take attention away from the court case. For the sake of the American public (and another embarrassed Greek Tycoon) we're hoping there is no official word or drama from the Hilton clan regarding the break-up. In preparation for the return of The Simple Life on E!, we're expecting the media to be fed/focus on the Paris-Nicole Friendemy (Friend in Private+Enemy in Public) Scandal and/or Nicole's eating disorder.