Smokey Treats For Tara

While we've been busy fortifying our royal castle in preparation for the alien takeover we've neglected to mention Brit Brit's latest meeting with Children's Protective Services. First there was the driving incident and in an effort to win the stupidest person ever award, Brit followed up with the skull fracture routine. Seriously, Brit is the new Michael Jackson - more famous for her troubles with children than for her pop career. Her mistreatment of that gorgeous little boy is so disheartening that we'd rather not mention her at all. The always reliable trainwreck Tara Reid and her tragic lipstick are happy to fill the void.