April 7, 2006

Hip Hop Deja Vu

Kimora Lee Simmons has been kicked to the curb in favor of a 23-year-old model. The Queen of Consumption was that very age when she convinced an intoxicated Simmons to marry her during a weekend of partying some 7 years ago. Always the class act, Kimora promised to Vanity Fair that she would, "Kick a bitch's ass!" if anyone went near her husband. In other ghetto news, Eminem and his wife of 82 days are divorcing. Again.