Now that Tara Reid’s show has been cut to 30 minutes from an hour, we are able to sit through the weekly train wreck that is ‘Taradise.’ Thank goodness, because otherwise we wouldn’t be able to pass along her brilliant quotes to all of you. This is Tara’s solution to terrorism: “I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we’d have no terrorists left. Like, don’t kill innocent people for no reason. It’s not fair. We love everybody. We’d even like them if they said they’re sorry. It’s not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad.” Well it makes us sad too sweetie, and we think you should bring your show over to Afghanistan, Iraq and the Left Bank and convince all the mean people to listen to you. Oh, and make sure you get them to say they’re sorry before you ‘like’ them. That will mean a lot to the victims’ families of 9/11.September 12, 2005
Tara Reid Knows How To End Terrorism
Now that Tara Reid’s show has been cut to 30 minutes from an hour, we are able to sit through the weekly train wreck that is ‘Taradise.’ Thank goodness, because otherwise we wouldn’t be able to pass along her brilliant quotes to all of you. This is Tara’s solution to terrorism: “I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we’d have no terrorists left. Like, don’t kill innocent people for no reason. It’s not fair. We love everybody. We’d even like them if they said they’re sorry. It’s not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad.” Well it makes us sad too sweetie, and we think you should bring your show over to Afghanistan, Iraq and the Left Bank and convince all the mean people to listen to you. Oh, and make sure you get them to say they’re sorry before you ‘like’ them. That will mean a lot to the victims’ families of 9/11.
