The mating game in Hollywood is B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Ashton and Demi were married on Saturday night in a last minute Kaballah ceremony in Beverly Hills. Among the 100 guests were Bruce Willis and Wilmer Valda-who? The real news is the break-ups and there are a bunch. Officially, we have heard from Meadow Soprano (Jamie Lynn Discala) who split with her husband and manager, A.J. Discala. We knew this was doomed as soon as she changed her professional name from Jamie Lynn Sigler to Jamie Lynn Discala. Look at how that worked out for Rebecca Romaine Lettuce Stamos, who by the way is engaged to Jerry O'Connell. He's the chubby kid from 'Stand By Me' and Cush from 'Jerry Maguire' and brother to last season's bachelor. We digress. Jamie Lynn Sigler/Discala is BFF with Jessica Simpson so we will not be surprised when Nick and Jess make their split announcement. Then there's Renee and Kenny, Tori Spelling and Charlie Shanahan and some kids from some show on the WB; Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush, and this one is juicy with him reportedly screwing Paris Hilton when they filmed 'House of Wax.' Paris is reportedly on the outs with fiancee Paris because his family thinks she's a low-rent whore and an embarassment and forbid him to marry her. Rick and Kathy Hilton flew to Greece to meet his parents and the Latsis family had their servants turn them away. They wouldn't even meet them to say hello. To Miss Paris we say, "Take good care of your reputation. It will live longer than you do."September 26, 2005
Dude, Where's My Wife?
The mating game in Hollywood is B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Ashton and Demi were married on Saturday night in a last minute Kaballah ceremony in Beverly Hills. Among the 100 guests were Bruce Willis and Wilmer Valda-who? The real news is the break-ups and there are a bunch. Officially, we have heard from Meadow Soprano (Jamie Lynn Discala) who split with her husband and manager, A.J. Discala. We knew this was doomed as soon as she changed her professional name from Jamie Lynn Sigler to Jamie Lynn Discala. Look at how that worked out for Rebecca Romaine Lettuce Stamos, who by the way is engaged to Jerry O'Connell. He's the chubby kid from 'Stand By Me' and Cush from 'Jerry Maguire' and brother to last season's bachelor. We digress. Jamie Lynn Sigler/Discala is BFF with Jessica Simpson so we will not be surprised when Nick and Jess make their split announcement. Then there's Renee and Kenny, Tori Spelling and Charlie Shanahan and some kids from some show on the WB; Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush, and this one is juicy with him reportedly screwing Paris Hilton when they filmed 'House of Wax.' Paris is reportedly on the outs with fiancee Paris because his family thinks she's a low-rent whore and an embarassment and forbid him to marry her. Rick and Kathy Hilton flew to Greece to meet his parents and the Latsis family had their servants turn them away. They wouldn't even meet them to say hello. To Miss Paris we say, "Take good care of your reputation. It will live longer than you do."
