This photo was taken the morning after Fergie peed her pants at the concert in San Diego. He has not been photographed since then.
[Title should be sung to 'Gin and Juice' by Snoop Doggie Dogg.]
Speaking of Brit-Brit, she made The Post with a story that makes her sound deliciously psycho. According to a snitch on the set of her little sister’s TV show: "Britney had the talent coordinator bring [co-star] Alexa Nikolas over to Jamie Lynn's trailer — where she proceeded to scream that Alexa was an 'evil little girl,' and that she had better watch herself or she 'will never work in this town again!'” The source adds, "Alexa was in tears. She was sobbing and totally upset — I mean, she has been buying Britney CDs since she was 6, and then Britney tears her to pieces? It was totally uncalled for. While Jamie Lynn is the star, Alexa still works there and it is technically her set. And the fight was a petty, 13-year-old thing between Alexa and Jamie Lynn, who is becoming a real pest. Britney should have stayed out of it." Meanwhile, Spears who is just weeks away from giving birth, has spent more than $100,000 on the nursery for her baby boy with Kevin Federline — whom she has already named Preston Federline.
Ian Schraeger (hotelier and original owner of Studio 54) redesigned a hotel on South Beach a few years ago and turned it into the swanky Shore Club, which sits 2 blocks from his famous Delano on Collins Avenue. The hotel is a favorite among celebrities and we once lived across the street, before we realized Downtown Miami was the chic (and safest) place to reside. South Beach is like Penn Station in the 1980’s and the best hotels (Mandarin Oriental, Four Seasons) have turned Downtown Miami into the place to be. So, it was no surprise that Death Row Records founder/former convict, Suge Knight, was shot at the Shore Club last night. Knight was attending an MTV Video Music Awards party at the hotel, hosted by Kanye West, when he was shot. Partygoers included Jessica Alba, Paris Hilton, The Game and The Black-Eyed Peas. When the crowd scattered, we bet Fergie peed her pants.
Okay, we get it. You're not just another pretty actress and you are really very talented. And apparently very edgy in a 1985 kind of way. We totally believe you so you can stop trying so hard. Please.
As we remember, Victoria had a column in the Post, which disappeared soon after her mob-boss father, John Gotti, died in prison. Talk was that she was fired. Then last year, Gotti, had a column in Star Magazine, which also disappeared amid rumors she was fired. This breast cancer story coincided with her reality show’s second season premiere and began last Sunday with a Daily News cover story, complete with dramatic “Woe is me,” quotes from Gotti. Now it’s one thing to lie about your hair extensions, nose-job and breast implants on national television, but it’s a very different and pathetic thing to claim to have a tragic disease so people will watch your show and care about you.
From what we can gather, Tom Cruise really liked to dress like a girl as an adolescent. Then he rolled around with other boys as a wrestler in middle school and then again in 2001 (according to gay-porn star, Chad Slater). Tom didn’t finish high school, instead pursuing the priesthood and then acting. Wrestlers, priests and actors are never gay, so we're not sure why everyone questions his sexuality.
It’s only a matter of time before K-Fed releases the album he’s been working on and becomes so hot y’all, but until then he’s gotten a job as a temporary dance teacher at a studio in Los Angeles. Hopefully Brit has grown tired of paying child support for his two kids he had with previous girlfriend, Shar Jackson, and told him he needs a plan B in case the album doesn’t sell right away. And yes, he’s wearing a scrunchie in his hair.
Gay men are often called a “Friend of Dorothy” so it’s a good thing Tom Cruise chose to be Dorothy herself. Playing the tin man or scarecrow may have created confusion about his sexuality.
Eva Longoria, our fave desp housewife, is very happy to promote peace for photographers as she enjoys a night in NYC with big-you-know-what Mr. Tommy Lee. Ahhhh...to be young and Mrs. Solis.....
Not that we're saying Paris doesn't look pretty with the extensions or anything, but why wouldn't you just keep your cute natural hair? We felt hope for a moment.
Natasha Lyonne is in intensive care in a New York hospital suffering from hepatitis C, a heart infection, a collapsed lung and is covered in track marks. She's also undergoing methadone treatment — typically used to help heroin users. The American Pie actress has been living on the street since being evicted from her apartment. Maybe Tom Cruise should go cure her with his vitamins.
And boom, just like that, all our hard work is wasted. Britney is back to wearing the Daisy Duke shorts as if her promise to us meant nothing. And what is up with her nose?!
Last night's 'Wild On Tara' brought the crew to Spain for the running of the bulls and Tara has never looked worse. The show is now called 'Taradise' which is clearly an attempt to distant Trainwreck Tara from E!'s popular 'Wild On' series. In honor of Tara hitting Rock Bottom, we present the girl from Jersey that she once was.
Little Miss Eva Longoria was hit on the head with a pole during the filming of 'Desperate Housewives' and was treated at a Pasadena hospital. Also injured recently was Madonna who broke some ribs when she fell off a horse on her 47th birthday a couple of days ago, but we won't be paying any mind to her until she stops pretending to be British.
Before Paris released her porn tape and became famous for being famous, the owners of Prive' on South Beach (our former stomping ground) used to fly her and Nicole Richie (and sometimes Nicky Hilton) down to Miami nearly every weekend and the club would get mentioned in Page Six and the girls would do lots of drugs and yadda, yadda, yadda. Nicole was always screaming about how she wanted to kick someone's ass and Paris was always showing her vagina to anyone that would look and it was all great entertainment. We like to see the good in people so while Paris was dancing like a stripper on the bar, we admired her fabulous shoes. While Paris was throwing up in the ladies' room, we admired her cute little pigtails. And now Paris has finally gotten rid of the hideous hair extensions and we are so very proud of her. Now if she could just get her friend Tara Reid to do the same, the world would be a much better place.
Lindsay Lohan is and it's like, so totally radical, dude. Lindsay skipped out on the London premiere of her movie to return to New York to be with her mother while she began divorcing her father. Lohan's co-star, Michael "Beetlejuice" Keaton, was asked by one of the entertainment shows on the red carpet where Lindsay was and he said, "I don't know and I don't care." Meow. So here Lohan is, obviously being a great comfort to her mother. Aside from renting a house in the Hamptons and allowing her PR team to put out statements that she "wants her boobs back," and is committed to "a healthier lifestyle," Lindsay has been hanging out in the bathrooms of various clubs, snorting excessive amounts of Trimspa and feeling sorry for herself. She is like a rock of support for her Mom.
And what's with the eyeliner on the kid? He already doesn't know how to walk because you carry him ALL THE TIME and now he's wearing eyeliner. We're confused.
