The MTV Video Music Awards were this past Sunday night in Miami, post-Hurricane Katrina, post-Suge Knight getting shot, and definitely post-Jessica Simpson completely losing her mind. We have no idea why her gay hair stylist let her out wearing this, but in his defense, he could never have predicted she would claim to be from the “Dirty South” and randomly hump the air while on stage with her sister. Jessica, President Bush, Beyonce and Renee Zellweger are from Texas. T-E-X-A-S. There is nothing “Dirty” about any of these people, even IF Jessica screwed Johnny Knoxville. Just because you love a dirty person, it doesn’t make you dirty. That’s what Britney tells herself everyday...
