How adorable is little Dannielynn? And Britney looks great too. So glad she is back in her happy momma groove. Yay Smurfs! Oh, and Ryan Birkhead, you might wanna rethink that shirt. Thanks.
Kanye West hit his head on a sign while walking with Kim Kardashian, and FREAKED the eff out on a poor photographer standing nearby. Dude must be nervous about becoming a father because the whole thing was beyond.
January Jones is brilliant as Betty Draper on Mad Men so we never really understood the shade that everyone threw her back in the day. She seems cute and her son Xander is adorable. Jones has never revealed the father of her son, but we're gonna say it's Jason Sudeikis. Mazel.
Lindsay Lohan began her trial this morning by showing up 48 minutes late. Yesterday was St. Patrick's Day so Lohan was partying it up in New York, and she missed her flight out of JFK last night. She "borrowed" a private jet to make it to Los Angeles this morning, we're guessing from one of her patron saints: Charlie Sheen, the Prince of Brunei, the Zapata artist, Vikram Chatal, etc. ✈ Her father, Michael Lohan, is in the courtroom. Her mother, Dina Lohan stayed back in New York. So supportive, that Dina. At least Lindsay dressed appropriately this morning, and someone in the crowd glitter bombed her. Good times.
Rob Lowe is totally awesome. He tweeted this photo tonight, 'With my pals. Thanks for the late night snack.' We have loved him since The Outsiders and St. Elmo's Fire days, and he makes Parks and Rec must see tv. So nice to see classy celebrities. Bravo, Mr. Lowe.
Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her childhood home with her mother, Dina Lohan. Considering her mother is off the rails lately, Lindsay will look like the responsible one for a change. Below is Dina's Long Island home as well as a photo of Lindsey and Woody Allen after she offered up her little sister, Ali, in exchange for a part in one of his films. They're in negotiations.
Ramona Singer just tweeted this photo and oh my Lord, Sonja Morgan looks gorgeous. Looking forward to a new season of Sonja on Real Housewives of New York. She looks more put together at this Super Bowl party than the Sonja of last season. Hoping she is through the post-divorce stages and moving forward with her life....and her toaster oven cookbook. Seriously, we have been waiting for like ever.
We have been rooting for little Lindsay, which is increasingly difficult when girl just doesn't seem to have any common sense. Cute black dress, but have a little respect for the court and put some damn stockings on! Surely she could have asked her mother to run into a drugstore at some point during their journey to see the judge and photographers. The new lawyer is total ugh. Dude was like disbarred for 5 years in New York. And whatever with the rabbit's foot, total fame whore. The lawyer, not the rabbit.
Like all of you, we have favorite websites and blogs where we read a bit, learn a bit, and sometimes laugh and cry a bit. One such website is xojane.com which is helmed by Jane Pratt of 'Sassy' and 'Jane' fame. Fun Fact: We won a bottle of Benetton Colors perfume in the 8th grade by entering a 'Sassy' contest. We were so totally excited when the fancy lady from New York City called on the phone to tell us we had won. Another Fun Fact: Many years later, while living in New York City, we attended Jane Pratt's launch party for 'Jane.' Anyway, xojane.com is one of our sites we dig which brings us to Cat Marnell. Miss Marnell was the beauty and health editor of xojane, having cut her teeth at 'Lucky' magazine back in the day. Along with xojane writers Emily and Julie, Cat was fun to read and her honest voice resonated with readers.
However. Cat is addicted to drugs and is unable to write. She would post maybe one story a week while everyone else was publishing 4 or 5 pieces. Every once in a while she would post a video in lieu of a story wherein she would berate Julie (her former assistant) or snort bath salts or apply self-tanner in a manic state which was not becoming. We're not talking smoking a joint to unwind which would be fine, but Cat is on angel dust, heroin, cocaine, or ecstacy. Having failed at numerous rehabs she is now truculent about her drug use to anyone that will listen, telling Page Six that she can't spend another summer worrying about deadlines when she'd rather smoke pcp with her friends. To that we say, grow the fuck up. You are 31 years old and you can either be a successful writer or be a drug addict. You can't be both. Having just read Bill Clegg's 'Portrait Of An Addict As A Young Man' and Nic Sheff's 'Tweak' we get the whole too addicted to do anything but drugs thing, and we hope Miss Marnell gets it too. This beautiful thing we call life is more than smoking angel dust with your friends. Get it together, kid, for this is your time.
What the what?! Johnny Boy Travolta has finally decided to come out of the closet. As everyone knows, the Church of Scientology has their members do what they call "auditing" during which time the new cult members divulge all of their deepest, darkest secrets. Then, the "church" holds these admissions over the heads of their members to get them to do whatever they want. Members need to tow the line or else their secrets will be revealed. It's common knowledge that high-profile scientologists John Travolta and Tom Cruise enjoy having sex with men. Bisexual, homosexual, whatever the case may be, they have built careers touting themselves as heterosexual family men.
Now, by being so blatantly indiscreet in pursuing his gay massages, John Travolta is in effect outing himself. Way back in 2000 or so, there was a wrestler in Europe or something, that was going to tell his story about having sex with Tom Cruise. Cruise's pitbull lawyer, Marty Singer, shut that shit down before you could say, "But he's Jerry Maguire!" We don't want to get into a big, long discussion about scientology, but there is a pattern of threats and coercion and blackmail and suspicious deaths that dates back before we were born. If the "church" wanted to make Travolta's problems go away, they would. After the death of his son, we would think that John has had enough. So what that he likes to have sex with masseurs? He obviously has an arrangement with his wife, Kelly Preston, and they seem to be doing fine raising their children and living their lives. It's not like being revealed as gay could damage his career. He has no career. If anything, being true to himself will bring him new opportunities.
Both of the plaintiffs suing Travolta are being listed as "John Doe" to protect their identities, and they are being represented by the same attorney. We're a little nervous for said attorney's life but Travolta will undoubtedly settle this out of court so hopefully no one will get hurt. It's interesting to note as well that no one sued that dude that wrote, "You'll Never Spa In This Town Again," which was chock full of stories about Travolta's many gay escapades at the LA Spa. Being that he's totally best friends with Oprah, we say he does a show on OWN where he comes clean about his life. Holy amazeballs ratings that would be.
