Page Six Has The Brit-Brit 411

A spy in Spears’ camp told PAGE SIX, “She is trying to repossess the $200,000 Ferrari she bought him. She is sick and tired of his partying ways and the constant flow of complete drug addicts coming in and out of her house.”
The fight that led to Spears booting Federline from their home reportedly began over his having his “weedman” — or pot dealer — over to the house and hanging around their newborn son, Sean Preston.
After she kicked Federline out on Thursday, Spears went out dancing at Los Angeles hot spot LAX. […]
“[Lynne] insists on doing everything for the baby,” our source continued. “She feeds it, she cleans it, she bathes it, and she won’t let Kevin touch him. She says Kevin holds it wrong, that he doesn’t know what he is doing — he has two other kids! Britney gets mad when he complains because she says, ‘My mom is doing everything, leave her alone!’

All's Well That Ends Well

Brit-Brit and K-Fed suffered a minor setback when he moved into The Beverly Hills Hotel for some time away from his wife and new son. After separate vacations in Vegas and talk of divorce, the couple agreed to give their marriage another go. The score is now K-Fed:3, Brit's Mother:0.

The "Candid" TomKat

Those balloons make a perfect backdrop for this kiss and if we didn't know better we might suspect that this was a staged photo.

The Holiday TomKat

Family Man Tom Cruise visited NYC during the holidays and this "candid" photo proves that he and Katie Holmes are truly in love. Really and truly.

Hot As Haiti

After wasting several years with Leonardo DiCaprio, it looks like Gisele may have found someone as hot as her, if that's possible. Kelly Slater is a definite upgrade.

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling

Hottie McHot-Hot Colin Farrell has entered rehab after overdosing on cocaine while shooting the neverending 'Miami Vice' movie with Jamie Foxx. While Florida was hit with several hurricanes this year, the shoot seems to be running extraordinarily long despite the weather and it may have something to do with Colin's late nights (that's just a guess). We hope he rocks his rehab and is back to himself by next week so the celebrity revolving door of rehab can be ready for Billy Joel. Our calculations have him entering after the holidays.

Jersey In The House

We love us some Tara Reid and are thrilled that she's not letting the cancellation of her show get her down during the holidays. While looking for some Tara news on the web we found this account on bitterwaitress.com which made us feel all warm inside. Enjoy.

"Last Super Bowl, Tara Reid came into the Starbucks where I used to work. She was as drunk as a skunk and hanging out with four or five slutty girls wearing next to nothing. She asked if we could blend her a drink and add a few splashes of vodka (which she pulled out of her fake Fendi purse...eww). I told her we weren't a bar and there were no margaritas on our menu and she lunged over the counter screaming "DONT YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!?!?!?" I told her that I knew who she was and still could not help her. She then did the most horribly embarrassing thing I could imagine. She turned to a male co worker of mine, lifted up her skanky tank top and said "ARE MY TITS BETTER AT CONVINCING YOU!?!?!"
I told her to put her funbags away and leave."

Nicole Richie And Fiancee Are Dunzo

Just when we were about to believe that Hollywood starlets and porn-stars actually loved their men, we were totally reminded that this is all a big spin machine that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are feeding the public. Nicole Richie announced that she and her fiancee were breaking up today which gave us a reason to run this photo of Jessica Simpson and her oversized collagen fish lips. (She and Nick are working some split spin lately so it seems related...to us anyway). Nicole was a heroin addict and became a reality star with her best friend Paris. The two "broke up" as friends and then they each got engaged. Said engagements were then broken and somewhere in there Nicole snorted a ton of trimspa which made her lose a ton of weight and all of this made her super famous. Nicole and Paris played this shit all along and that's why they never talk about the real reason they're not friends anymore. Just like TomKat never talks about how they met. Always keep them guessing. Well played ladies.

Brad Adopts The Kids

Maddox and Zahara Jolie will now have the last name Jolie-Pitt. Seriously. He filed a petition in court and everything to have them be officially his children. Those kids are going to be the most well-adjusted young adults ever.

Princess Affleck Arrives Among Us

Two days after her show Alias was cancelled, Jen Garner induced her labor and gave birth to a beautiful baby girl whom they named Violet. Congrats.

The Most Sour Thing

Over the weekend we caught ourselves enthralled with 'The Sweetest Thing' on cable and wondered why Christina Applegate was still married. EVERYbody knows that Hollywood IT Girls are not cool if they're married. And then there it was like a an early Christmas present, the announcement that Christina Applegate was getting divorced. Let the games begin.

Tabloids Are Funny

It's crunch time for Victoria Gotti and Bonnie Fuller after Nick and Jessica announced they broke up. Celebrity Living has the WORLD EXCLUSIVE story on their plans to adopt a baby, and Star has a photo of a pregnant Jessica. Gotti beats out Fuller with her fake baby story because she doesn't have to do the miscarriage story like Star did to follow up the fake pregnancy they gave Demi Moore over the summer. It's only a matter of time before Gotti and Fuller start directly attacking each other and somebody gets whacked. We miss The Sopranos.

Maddox Is All Grown Up

Maddox has benefited from Brad's love affair with his momma Angelina and has now found a new best friend and the confidence to walk on his own. Bravo.

We Love Nick

Five days after officially announcing his split from wife Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey and the WB network started promoting the new show Nick will star in as a 'newlywed' baseball player. The show is being developed by a co-creator of 'Mad About You' and is set to air next fall. Here's hoping his tv marriage lasts longer than his real one.

Better Late Than Never

Ugly drinking guaranteed.

Tara Celebrates

It's amazing how different she looks from the invite, the photo which she also used on an invite during Taradise. We suspect she's ready to tackle Broadway after her recent career defeat. Or Playboy. Whichever.

A Smart Move For Tom

Tom finally replaced his publisister with a professional media rep so we probably won't be seeing much more of Crazy Tom Cruise, but Family Man TomKat is in full swing.

Simpson Distraction

Following Ashlee Simpson's drunken tirade in a Canadian Mickey D's, Papa Joe Simpson trotted out his client/daughter, Jessica to distract us all. Seriously, this marriage between Nick & Jessica is getting boring and it's either time for a baby or a divorce. Or another reality show.

Madonna Rocks

Madge performed at the MTV Europe Video Awards and stuck to her purple disco theme. Holy toned lady.

Happy Belated Birthday Tara

In honor of Tara turning the big Three-Oh, we watched the Taradise episode where she's in Sardinia. It was very, very long and inspired a new level of pity for our gal. But Roberto Cavalli has a kick-ass yacht.