First of all, honey, what is going on with your nose? It looks different. Please don't turn into a plastic person. You are fabulous just the way you are/were...whatever. Secondly,why are you hosting this crappy party? We're disappointed, Brenda. This is not the girl we love. However, you can rectify all of this by beating the shit out of Paris Hilton. We'll set up a defense fund and hire Johnnie Cochran in advance so you can really go at it. The time has come and you are our only hope. We're begging you.
