It seems like only yesterday that we were wishing Lohan the best for her 20th birthday and what high hopes we had for her big day. Alas, it was not to be and she has cancelled her 21st birthday bash in lieu of staying in rehab longer than 30 days. The blood tests from her DUI were announced last week and she was twice the legal limit and was positive for cocaine. While rehab probably sucks, it must be better than jail so Lohan should stay fuh-evah. Seriously. She gets to go to the gym, go shopping, get massages. She even has the new IPod phone. We just want to know when someone is going to open a rehab center for tanaholics. It's like an epidemic.July 2, 2007
You Say It's Your Birthday?
It seems like only yesterday that we were wishing Lohan the best for her 20th birthday and what high hopes we had for her big day. Alas, it was not to be and she has cancelled her 21st birthday bash in lieu of staying in rehab longer than 30 days. The blood tests from her DUI were announced last week and she was twice the legal limit and was positive for cocaine. While rehab probably sucks, it must be better than jail so Lohan should stay fuh-evah. Seriously. She gets to go to the gym, go shopping, get massages. She even has the new IPod phone. We just want to know when someone is going to open a rehab center for tanaholics. It's like an epidemic.
