The freestylin', anklebracelet wearing, soak in your own tub and hang out in your posh pad jail sentence that was Paris Hiltons for the next 45 days is now null and void. Paris was dragged back to court in the back of a police cruiser and then thrown back in "real jail" (aka a lock down medical facility that is said to be "more like a hospital room than a jail cell") to serve out the remainder of her sentence, which is now like 23 days or something. She apparently threw a fit as she was dragged out of the courtroom and is said to have not eaten or slept since going back to the clink. It sounds like she's on her way to a major meltdown. We're actually starting to feel bad for her. But, we suppose she'll recover and be back to work in just a few weeks. Wait-what exactly is it that she does? We forget...oh wait....small dog carrier...no that's not it...oh yeah...panty-less paparazzi model...no....oh right...filthy rich party girl who is famous for being a filthy rich party girl. Keep that chin up P!
