September 7, 2006

Poor Princess Paris

The Queen of Self-Promotion called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning to explain her arrest. "You know what, it was nothing," Paris said. "I'd been shooting my music video for my new song, 'Nothing in this World.' … I got off last night at about 10 p.m. then I went and had dinner with my sister and all my girlfriends, and then we went to this charity event Dave Navarro threw for brain tumors. And um, I had one margarita, starving 'cause I had not ate all day, on my way to In-n-Out which is probably three blocks away, and I'm in my (Mercedes) SLR, which is a little fast, so maybe I was speeding a little bit" – she giggled – "and I got pulled over." Is it us or did she say that she "went and had dinner" and then she said she was "starving?" Because we thought she said she "had not ate all day." Aside from promoting her song and poor use of grammar, Hilton really opened up with, "Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings." We're expecting a public display of emotion from Paris in the coming days with an accompanying cover story, perhaps a TV interview.