June 30, 2006

Mimi Works The Lycra Dress

Mariah Carey always seems to be talking about her diets these days and bravo to her on the recent weight loss. Apparently she only ate fish & soups to take off the pounds, and now 'The Daily Mirror' is reporting that Mariah is on a purple diet which is supposed to slow the aging process. "A plum a day keeps a facelift away" but what diet can Mariah go on to help with her penchant for dressing like a hooker? Perhaps the Bergdorf's Diet*? That's where you eat breakfast at Bergdorf Goodman every day and let a personal shopper dress you appropriately. Even her dog Jack is embarrassed to be seen with her.
* Not an actual diet.