
Mariah Carey always seems to be talking about her diets these days and bravo to her on the recent
weight loss. Apparently she only ate fish & soups to take off the pounds, and now 'The Daily Mirror' is reporting that Mariah is on a purple diet which is supposed to slow the aging process. "A plum a day keeps a facelift away" but what diet can Mariah go on to help with her penchant for dressing like a hooker? Perhaps the Bergdorf's Diet*? That's where you eat breakfast at Bergdorf Goodman every day and let a personal shopper dress you appropriately. Even her dog Jack is embarrassed to be seen with her.
* Not an actual diet.