April 17, 2005

Paris Does Dark


Porn-Star Paris Hilton wore a wig to the US Weekly party explaining to ET, "I'm making a movie, it's a wig." What does that have to do with a party at night? You're not actually working now so why are you wearing the wig? We know it's because your own hair has been destroyed from extensions and bleach, but we'll play along. We do find it ironic that the year's two biggest porn stars both went dark in the same week. Coincidence?