May 19, 2005

Tom's Current Lady Friend Is Seductive and Sexy

Tom's Former Lady Friend Is Seductive And Sexy

May 17, 2005

Prince Harry Shows A Child How To Smoke

Madonna's Hair Looks Weird

Sweet Jesus, The Time Has Come

Britney Should Learn How To Use The Internet


Britney Spears should really look into NetFlix or Blockbuster Online or Amazon. That would save a lot of these unfortunate situations where she looks crazy and is photographed wearing her nightie at the video store.

Lindsay Lohan LOVES Having Her Picture Taken

Ben Affleck Is Yucky

Jen Garner Is Pregnant. And She Dresses Badly.

J-Lo Puts An Old Wedding Dress To Good Use


A lot of people were hinting that poor Jen was sad after her ex, Ben Affleck, rushed to start a family with Jen Garner. J-Lo and Jane Fonda just topped the weekend box-office with Monster-In Law so we think she's holding up just fine. She made the talk-show rounds while promoting the film and was very sweet and pretty. Her one-year anniversary to Mark Anthony is coming soon. Way to stick it out this time, Jen. We're very proud of you. Big kiss.

Renee And Kenny's Wedding Photo

May 13, 2005

This Is Paris After She Stops At The Newstand

On Newstands Now

Jenifer Aniston Is Alive

Eva And Keifer Get Cozy While Shooting A Movie


For her sake, we hope she doesn't waste too much time with this one. He's so played out.

Cameron Diaz Looks Like Shit

David Beckham Is Too Hot. Seriously.

Nick's Shirt Says It All.

May 12, 2005

Lohan's Ex-BF And Ashlee Simpson Do Dinner


Wilmer Valderama was on Regis and Kelly this morning. They were on location at DisneyWorld in Orlando and they talked about Wilmer dating beautiful girls. Regis brought up Mandy Moore and Wilmer said she was his first love. Lohan wasn't mentioned at all. After they broke up Lohan went on MTV with a tee that said "You were never my boyfriend." It's ironic that Wilmer was dining with Ashlee Simpson as Paris Hilton's hacked sidekick showed an email from Lohan saying they should set Ashlee up with some coke. Obviously Lohan is bitter about Wilmer and we predict a few cocktails will get tossed before all is said and done.

Lohan Teeters On The Edge


We suspect Lohan will go the way of most starlets addicted to cocaine and admit herself into some place for "exhaustion" and life will go on. Before that, however, we're guessing a quickie marriage? Here she is leaving the Ivy in Los Angeles before dusk and already high as a kite. She is super flaunting her walk as if everything were exaggerated. Valium, Lohan. Relax for a sec.