Holy Smurfs Movie, Smurfette!

How adorable is little Dannielynn? And Britney looks great too. So glad she is back in her happy momma groove. Yay Smurfs! Oh, and Ryan Birkhead, you might wanna rethink that shirt. Thanks.

Kanye Pulls A Kanye

Kanye West hit his head on a sign while walking with Kim Kardashian, and FREAKED the eff out on a poor photographer standing nearby. Dude must be nervous about becoming a father because the whole thing was beyond.

Mystery Solved

January Jones is brilliant as Betty Draper on Mad Men so we never really understood the shade that everyone threw her back in the day. She seems cute and her son Xander is adorable. Jones has never revealed the father of her son, but we're gonna say it's Jason Sudeikis. Mazel.

The Luck of the Lohan

Lindsay Lohan began her trial this morning by showing up 48 minutes late. Yesterday was St. Patrick's Day so Lohan was partying it up in New York, and she missed her flight out of JFK last night. She "borrowed" a private jet to make it to Los Angeles this morning, we're guessing from one of her patron saints: Charlie Sheen, the Prince of Brunei, the Zapata artist, Vikram Chatal, etc. ✈ Her father, Michael Lohan, is in the courtroom. Her mother, Dina Lohan stayed back in New York. So supportive, that Dina. At least Lindsay dressed appropriately this morning, and someone in the crowd glitter bombed her. Good times.

Why We Love Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe is totally awesome. He tweeted this photo tonight, 'With my pals. Thanks for the late night snack.' We have loved him since The Outsiders and St. Elmo's Fire days, and he makes Parks and Rec must see tv. So nice to see classy celebrities. Bravo, Mr. Lowe.

There's No Place Like Home

Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her childhood home with her mother, Dina Lohan. Considering her mother is off the rails lately, Lindsay will look like the responsible one for a change. Below is Dina's Long Island home as well as a photo of Lindsey and Woody Allen after she offered up her little sister, Ali, in exchange for a part in one of his films. They're in negotiations.

Holy Sonja Morgan

Ramona Singer just tweeted this photo and oh my Lord, Sonja Morgan looks gorgeous. Looking forward to a new season of Sonja on Real Housewives of New York. She looks more put together at this Super Bowl party than the Sonja of last season. Hoping she is through the post-divorce stages and moving forward with her life....and her toaster oven cookbook. Seriously, we have been waiting for like ever.

Two-Toned Lohan

We have been rooting for little Lindsay, which is increasingly difficult when girl just doesn't seem to have any common sense. Cute black dress, but have a little respect for the court and put some damn stockings on! Surely she could have asked her mother to run into a drugstore at some point during their journey to see the judge and photographers. The new lawyer is total ugh. Dude was like disbarred for 5 years in New York. And whatever with the rabbit's foot, total fame whore. The lawyer, not the rabbit.