Good Riddance, Dear Girl

Hello, Tricia Walsh-Smith. Big shout out to our new favorite divorce expert. Her husband is trying to evict her and they never had sex due to his high blood-pressure. Ahem.

Suddenly It's Spring

Happy Spring! Apologies for our lack of interest lately...it's finally spring and we've got gardens to tend. Hopefully, you're all enjoying whatever weather you're having wherever you are in the world. The above song is called Foundations and it totally rocks. Enjoy.

In Honor Of Cassius Clay

Are you fucking kidding us with all the drama in h-town lately? Holy shii-ite. Whitney's back, so is Britney, so we're thinking that collaboration may be on track. Sweet. Whit-Whit met up with her Bodyguard costar, Kevin Kostner, at a Cassius Clay charity event last night. We would have used his new name, surname Ali, but we could not figure out how to spell Mohhamed. Plus, the Romano family had a dog name Cassius when I was growing up. Names aside, Whitney will always be Whitney. Welcome back, love.