So Unexpected? We Beg To Differ

Yes, it's true. Jamie Lynn Spears, Brit's 16-year-old sister, got herself knocked up by her boyfriend. Proving that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree (in terms of intelligence), Jamie had this to say, "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he." Guess what, sweetie? You and your boyfriend are the only people on earth that are surprised. To everybody else, your life is progressing just as expected. Best wishes.

We Will Always Love You

We must apologize, once again, for the lack of posting lately. "I'm freakin' dyin' ovah heeyah." Those of you that know us personally will get that reference. For the rest of our loyal readers, all we can offer is our sincerest apologies. The holidays are taking a toll with the many, many, many late nights and early mornings (that work thing) and we are sincerely sorry. We promise that we will get on the drama going on in Hollywood, albeit with rather brief posts, but you have our word. We're freakin' on it, yo. Speaking of being on it, our fave Whit-Whit performed recently in Europe and the word is that she did great with perhaps a few missed high notes. Considering where she has been and what she has achieved it is obvious that she deserves our utmost respect. Above is one of our fave Whitney Houston songs, 'My Love Is Your Love,' live in concert from 1999 and features the adorable little Bobbi Kristina. Enjoy.

We Think It, She Says It

As long-time fans of Kathy Griffin, we are thrilled that she has a new comedy special out and has found love with Steve Wozniak after he saw one of her shows and sent her a basket of treats for her dogs. (Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs invented Apple. Yeah, the computer company.) Kathy had a tough year with a divorce and the tragic passing of her father, but through it all she never lost her snarky sense of humor. An audience member recorded the above rant about 'To Catch A Predator' during a Vegas show and while the video is sketchy, the audio is perfect and surely will not be seen on any upcoming specials or shows due to the language. "It's always some Indian engineering student." Brilliant.